With much opposition in his attempt to purchase a share of the St. Louis Rams, Rush Limbaugh has shifted his attention to joining the Serenity Now Fantasy Football League.
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Showing posts with label Fantasy Football. Show all posts
Fantasy Football Owners Opposed to Rush Limbaugh Joining Their League
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
With much opposition in his attempt to purchase a share of the St. Louis Rams, Rush Limbaugh has shifted his attention to joining the Serenity Now Fantasy Football League.
Fantasy Football Tip: No Need to Pay Attention, Just Call Sports Radio Shows
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Should you draft Maurice Jones-Drew or Michael Turner? Should you start Lance Moore or Donnie Avery? Should you stare at your computer 24/7 and get divorced or should you acknowledge your wife? These are just a few of the thousands of questions fantasy football players struggle with each year. Today, we are passing along a secret tip to put you on the right track towards winning your fantasy league.
YOU DO NOT NEED TO PAY ANY ATTENTION TO THE NFL OR THE PERFORMANCE OF YOUR PLAYERS. Just call into several nationally syndicated sports radio shows and ask them your stupid...I mean your all important fantasy football questions. If you care about fantasy football a lot, but don't have time to follow the NFL, simply leave your decision making up to sports talk experts. Frank Ayers utilizes this method, and recommends it to everyone.
"I don't know the first thing about football," said Frank. "Heck, I've never even seen an NFL game. So, to optimize my fantasy football line-up, I call into 20 or 25 radio shows per week and ask them who I should start position by position, and I sometimes get great advice. Thanks syndicated sports radio shows that spend hours on fantasy sports and not real sports!"
YOU DO NOT NEED TO PAY ANY ATTENTION TO THE NFL OR THE PERFORMANCE OF YOUR PLAYERS. Just call into several nationally syndicated sports radio shows and ask them your stupid...I mean your all important fantasy football questions. If you care about fantasy football a lot, but don't have time to follow the NFL, simply leave your decision making up to sports talk experts. Frank Ayers utilizes this method, and recommends it to everyone.
"I don't know the first thing about football," said Frank. "Heck, I've never even seen an NFL game. So, to optimize my fantasy football line-up, I call into 20 or 25 radio shows per week and ask them who I should start position by position, and I sometimes get great advice. Thanks syndicated sports radio shows that spend hours on fantasy sports and not real sports!"
Fantasy Footballers in Frantic Search for Another Offensive Coordinator
Monday, August 31, 2009
Following the surprise firing of Chan Gailey by the Chiefs, millions of fantasy football players are frantically searching for a replacement offensive coordinator.
"This isn't good," said Larry Benson, an avid fantasy football player. "I new I was taking a risk with the Kansas City offensive coordinator, but I didn't think he'd get fired before the season even started. I am screwed, because there really isn't anyone left. I wish I had purchased some fantasy football insurance."
Sorry, Larry. That's just one of the risks you take in the high stakes all important life changing world of fantasy football.
"This isn't good," said Larry Benson, an avid fantasy football player. "I new I was taking a risk with the Kansas City offensive coordinator, but I didn't think he'd get fired before the season even started. I am screwed, because there really isn't anyone left. I wish I had purchased some fantasy football insurance."
Sorry, Larry. That's just one of the risks you take in the high stakes all important life changing world of fantasy football.
Future Insurance Plans From the People Bringing You Fantasy Football Insurance
Monday, August 24, 2009
Believe it or not folks, you can actually buy fantasy football insurance. We have obtained secret insider information on future plans these companies are working on.
Video Game Insurance - Tired of losing to your buddies or other online players in Madden or College Football? Get your money back on that expensive gaming system and all of those useless games.
My Favorite Team Lost Insurance - Did your favorite team lose a game? How dare they! For a nominal fee, recover tickets costs, tailgating costs and travel costs for all games attended that end in defeat for your #1 team.
Home Team Blackout Insurance - Home game blacked out on local TV? Don't want to buy a satellite package? Get yourself some home team blackout insurance. Recover all costs spent eating and drinking at your favorite watering hole just so you can see your home team play. Must be purchased 7 days prior to home game. Otherwise known as Jacksonville Jaguars insurance.
Notre Dame Overrated Insurance - Are you an Irish fan? Get some Notre Dame Overrated Insurance. Recover all ticket and travel costs associated for every Fighting Irish game attended if the Irish don't finish in the top 10, attend a non-BCS bowl, or lose by 20+ points in a BCS game.
Video Game Insurance - Tired of losing to your buddies or other online players in Madden or College Football? Get your money back on that expensive gaming system and all of those useless games.
My Favorite Team Lost Insurance - Did your favorite team lose a game? How dare they! For a nominal fee, recover tickets costs, tailgating costs and travel costs for all games attended that end in defeat for your #1 team.
Home Team Blackout Insurance - Home game blacked out on local TV? Don't want to buy a satellite package? Get yourself some home team blackout insurance. Recover all costs spent eating and drinking at your favorite watering hole just so you can see your home team play. Must be purchased 7 days prior to home game. Otherwise known as Jacksonville Jaguars insurance.
Notre Dame Overrated Insurance - Are you an Irish fan? Get some Notre Dame Overrated Insurance. Recover all ticket and travel costs associated for every Fighting Irish game attended if the Irish don't finish in the top 10, attend a non-BCS bowl, or lose by 20+ points in a BCS game.
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