Jaguars Games to be Blacked Out Inside the Stadium Too

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Due to poor tickets sales, the Jacksonville Jaguars have announced that games will be blacked out on local TV for the 2009 season. Sales are so bad, that fans inside Jacksonville Municipal Stadium will also be blacked out.

To ensure the blackout, the team will hang a giant curtain over every seat. This time, fans will be forced to be under them too.

"This is an outrage!" said one fan. "I buy a ticket to watch the Jags, but because no one else does, I still won't be able to watch."

The only consolation for fans is that they won't be blacked out for long, with the team probably moving to LA, San Antonio, Toronto or.....


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