Chiefs running back Larry Johnson may be in some trouble for what he said on his Twitter account, apparently ripping his head coach Todd Haley.
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Showing posts with label Kansas City Chiefs. Show all posts
Larry Johnson's Ridiculous Tweet Claims He Scored a Touchdown
Monday, October 26, 2009
Chiefs running back Larry Johnson may be in some trouble for what he said on his Twitter account, apparently ripping his head coach Todd Haley.
Barack Obama Declares AFC West a Disaster Area
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Today, President Barack Obama has declared the AFC West a disaster area. FEMA is now on the way to clean up the mess.
"I am glad that the government has finally stepped in," said a representative of the NFL. "The Broncos, Chiefs and Raiders appear to be a total mess. I just don't know how they could compete if we sat back and did nothing. We need some federal funds to restore these once proud franchises."
However, there is some opposition to this, mostly in the San Diego area.
"The government is going to bail those guys out?!?" said one Chargers fan. "Why can't they wait? Before they stepped in the Chargers winning the AFC West looked like the surest thing since the Titanic not sinking, er, well.... you know what I mean."
"I am glad that the government has finally stepped in," said a representative of the NFL. "The Broncos, Chiefs and Raiders appear to be a total mess. I just don't know how they could compete if we sat back and did nothing. We need some federal funds to restore these once proud franchises."
However, there is some opposition to this, mostly in the San Diego area.
"The government is going to bail those guys out?!?" said one Chargers fan. "Why can't they wait? Before they stepped in the Chargers winning the AFC West looked like the surest thing since the Titanic not sinking, er, well.... you know what I mean."
Fantasy Footballers in Frantic Search for Another Offensive Coordinator
Monday, August 31, 2009
Following the surprise firing of Chan Gailey by the Chiefs, millions of fantasy football players are frantically searching for a replacement offensive coordinator.
"This isn't good," said Larry Benson, an avid fantasy football player. "I new I was taking a risk with the Kansas City offensive coordinator, but I didn't think he'd get fired before the season even started. I am screwed, because there really isn't anyone left. I wish I had purchased some fantasy football insurance."
Sorry, Larry. That's just one of the risks you take in the high stakes all important life changing world of fantasy football.
"This isn't good," said Larry Benson, an avid fantasy football player. "I new I was taking a risk with the Kansas City offensive coordinator, but I didn't think he'd get fired before the season even started. I am screwed, because there really isn't anyone left. I wish I had purchased some fantasy football insurance."
Sorry, Larry. That's just one of the risks you take in the high stakes all important life changing world of fantasy football.
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