CBS Apologizes for Televising Browns vs. Bills

In one of the ugliest games in recent memory, the Cleveland Browns defeated the Buffalo Bills 6-3.

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T.O. on Not Catching a Pass: "Buffalo Media Members are a Bunch of Meanies"

The Buffalo Bills offense struggled over the past weekend, only scoring one touchdown in a 27-7 loss to the New Orleans Saints. Terrell Owens was held without a catch for the first time in 185 games, which Owens attributed to the postgame attack he suffered at the hands of the Buffalo media.

"The media in Buffalo is preventing me from playing an active role in this offense," said Owens. "They are a bunch of meanies, and they are trying to make me out to be some evil guy that thinks his quarterback (Trent Edwards) doesn't make good decisions or that the play calling stinks. Have I ever publicly stated anything negative about my quarterbacks or offensive coordinators? I don't think so."

Tom Brady Praised for Causing That One Guy From Buffalo to Fumble

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The return of Tom Brady to the regular season was an exciting one, as the Patriots pulled out a last minute 25-24 victory over Buffalo. The turning point came on a fumbled kick return by Leodis McKelvin, a fumble clearly caused by Tom Brady, allowing the Patriots to come back and win.

"I just glared really hard at him when he took the ball out of the end zone, kind of like a Jedi mind trick," said Brady. "I saw him jump a little bit, and then he got hit. So I glared even harder at the ball, and it popped free, we recovered, and the rest is history."

Using his mental abilities to cause the fumble clearly exhausted Brady, as he was clearly confused by the post game ritual of interviewing the winning quarterback when he blew off Suzy Kolber.

Reality Television Star to Try His Hand at Football

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Reality television star Terrell Owens, known to friends as T.O., wants to take a shot at playing in the NFL. His creatively titled show, The T.O. Show, on VH1 is coming to an end, and he is looking for something to do.

"Look at me, I'm in pretty good shape," said Owens "so I think I can handle playing wide receiver. I've been working hard at complaining about not getting the ball enough, so I'll at least fit in with current NFL receivers."

Owens has signed a one year deal with the Buffalo Bills.

"We shopped around, but didn't get much interest. I guess teams don't want a prima donna, uh...I mean a reality star without football experience playing for them. But I am happy to play for the Buffalo Bills. And I see we have a home game in Canada. Maybe I can expand to that market and try hockey next year. Or maybe curling."

Team's Huddle Most of the Time Offense Getting Little Publicity

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The Dallas Cowboys are tired with the little amount of publicity their "huddle most of the time" offense is getting this preseason. People are talking about the Buffalo Bills "no-huddle" offense. According to Fanhouse, the Bills may not huddle all year. So why no love for the Cowboys?

"What's the deal? Our offense will huddle 80% of the time, but we can still be exciting," says QB Tony Romo. "So what if 'huddle most of the time' isn't as catchy as 'no-huddle'. Hype up our offense too! C'mon! I broke up with Jessica Simpson for this?"

NFL Training Camp Report: High Character Guys Being Cut to Make Room for Talented Players

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A disturbing trend is making its way across NFL training camps this pre-season. The so-called "high character" players are being cut to make room for players that have talent.

"I really hate to cut these guys, but we've got to win football games," said a member of the Bills coaching staff. "They're nice people, but we're not trying to win a congeniality contest. I can't keep a WR on my roster just because he's a good guy when he runs a 5.1 40."

Buffalo is not the only club that feels this way.

Says a member of the Houston front office, "Sometimes coaching staffs need to make tough decisions, we just need to support them. I don't care what our character is as long as we make the playoffs."

"The T.O. Show" on Inside Track Toward Becoming Greatest, Most Socially Relevant Reality Show Ever

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Here are some of the early reviews of VH1's The T.O. Show. Get your popcorn ready:


"I love me some T.O." - Terrell Owens

"T.O. shows us the real T.O." - Terrell Owens

"WHO CAN MAKE A REALITY SHOW?? I CAN!!" - Terrell Owens

"I am proud to be the first disease free reality star on VH1. That is if you don't count douche bag-itis and locker room cancer." - Terrell Owens