Showing posts with label Dallas Cowboys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dallas Cowboys. Show all posts

Jerry Jones Gives Wade Phillips Vote of Confidence While Texting Mike Holmgren

Friday, October 16, 2009



Wade Phillips received the dreaded "vote of confidence" from his owner Jerry Jones this week. Unbeknownst to Phillips, he received the vote of confidence while Jones was sending a text message to available coach Mike Holmgren.

The Cowboys Stadium is So Expensive: "How Expensive is it?"

Wednesday, August 26, 2009


Cowboys Stadium
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CamMan
The Dallas Cowboys new $1.2 billion dollar stadium is Jerry Jones pride and joy. However he's drawn some heat for it, from the low hanging monstrous video board to being accused of ripping fans off. We've taken a closer look at just how expensive it is to be a fan in this stadium.

The Dallas Cowboys Stadium is so expensive. HOW EXPENSIVE IS IT?:
It is so expensive, when you order a hot dog, it costs an additional $10 to have the bun included.

The Dallas Cowboys Stadium is so expensive. HOW EXPENSIVE IS IT?:
It is so expensive, to have ice in your soda you will be charged $3....and a kidney.

The Dallas Cowboys Stadium is so expensive. HOW EXPENSIVE IS IT?:
It is so expensive, they charge you $5 for every time you cheer the Cowboys and $10 for every time you boo.

The Dallas Cowboys Stadium is so expensive. HOW EXPENSIVE IS IT?:
It is so expensive, they charge you to park, which is commonplace. However, they also charge you $50 if you want to leave.

The Dallas Cowboys Stadium is so expensive. HOW EXPENSIVE IS IT?:
It is so expensive, the giant video board can only be viewed with special Pay-Per-View goggles at the low price of $100 per game.

The Dallas Cowboys Stadium is so expensive. HOW EXPENSIVE IS IT?:
It is so expensive, it costs $20 just to glance at the famed Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.

The Dallas Cowboys Stadium is so expensive. HOW EXPENSIVE IS IT?:
It is so expensive, that for the right price, you can come out of the stands and play the position of your choice or even coach the team.

Cowboys Unveil New Video Board With a Stadium Around It

Saturday, August 22, 2009

The Dallas Cowboys and their owner Jerry Jones are excited to unveil their new giant video board with a football stadium around it. The first football game under the video board took place last night against the Tennessee Titans. The Cowboys won 30-10.

"We are very excited to have this giant video board," said Jerry Jones. "It has so much entertainment value. We decided to put a football stadium around it to generate even more revenue. So what if a punter might hit it once in a while? If they do they're probably punting it wrong anyway."

Team's Huddle Most of the Time Offense Getting Little Publicity

Wednesday, August 12, 2009


tony-romo
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The Dallas Cowboys are tired with the little amount of publicity their "huddle most of the time" offense is getting this preseason. People are talking about the Buffalo Bills "no-huddle" offense. According to Fanhouse, the Bills may not huddle all year. So why no love for the Cowboys?

"What's the deal? Our offense will huddle 80% of the time, but we can still be exciting," says QB Tony Romo. "So what if 'huddle most of the time' isn't as catchy as 'no-huddle'. Hype up our offense too! C'mon! I broke up with Jessica Simpson for this?"

"The T.O. Show" on Inside Track Toward Becoming Greatest, Most Socially Relevant Reality Show Ever

Monday, July 20, 2009


Terrell Owens
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fluid moves
Here are some of the early reviews of VH1's The T.O. Show. Get your popcorn ready:


"I love me some T.O." - Terrell Owens

"T.O. shows us the real T.O." - Terrell Owens

"WHO CAN MAKE A REALITY SHOW?? I CAN!!" - Terrell Owens

"I am proud to be the first disease free reality star on VH1. That is if you don't count douche bag-itis and locker room cancer." - Terrell Owens