Showing posts with label New England Patriots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New England Patriots. Show all posts

Goodell on NFL Team in London: "I'd Like to See one in St. Louis First"

Saturday, October 24, 2009



With this weekend's matchup between the Patriots and the Buccaneers taking place in London, talk about moving a permanent franchise to the English city is again surfacing.

Tom Brady Praised for Causing That One Guy From Buffalo to Fumble

Tuesday, September 15, 2009


Tom Brady
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The return of Tom Brady to the regular season was an exciting one, as the Patriots pulled out a last minute 25-24 victory over Buffalo. The turning point came on a fumbled kick return by Leodis McKelvin, a fumble clearly caused by Tom Brady, allowing the Patriots to come back and win.

"I just glared really hard at him when he took the ball out of the end zone, kind of like a Jedi mind trick," said Brady. "I saw him jump a little bit, and then he got hit. So I glared even harder at the ball, and it popped free, we recovered, and the rest is history."

Using his mental abilities to cause the fumble clearly exhausted Brady, as he was clearly confused by the post game ritual of interviewing the winning quarterback when he blew off Suzy Kolber.

Richard Seymour Excited for Shorter, Playoff Free Season

Monday, September 7, 2009

In a surprise trade yesterday, the New England Patriots traded Richard Seymour to the Raiders for a 2011 first round draft pick. Most players would rather compete for a championship with the Patriots, rather than play for Oakland, but not Seymour.

"This is great," said the defensive end. "I was getting really tired with all of those extra games we usually had to play in New England. Who needs that? Now, with my January and February free, I can go on vacation and spend more time with my family. This is fantastic!"

Seymour is also excited for his contract to expire, at which point the Raiders will most likely over pay him like they typically do with veteran players.

Tom Brady Listed as Probable for Afternoon Film Session

Thursday, September 3, 2009


Tom Brady
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With injury information tough to come by in New England, many are wondering about the status of Tom Brady for the opener. But by being listed as probable for today's afternoon film session, it is most likely that he will be in the lineup come opening day.

"I am fine," said Brady. "Coach Belichik just adds me to the injury report because the media eats it up. I don't want to let the cat out of the bag, but next week I may be listed as questionable with some sort of infection. It should be a lot of fun."

This should be a relief to Patriot fans and fantasy football players everywhere. Hopefully Brady can stay healthy all year, and avoid injury due to football players carelessly playing football in his vicinity.

Albert Haynesworth Apologizes for Playing Football Near Tom Brady

Saturday, August 29, 2009


Albert Haynesworth
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Following his hit on Tom Brady during last night's Patriots-Redskins game, Albert Haynesworth is doing some damage control. Some are accusing him of trying to hurt Brady, but Albert says no way, it was just football. Today, he is apologizing for playing football near someone as delicate as Tom Brady.

"I shouldn't have tackled him like that," said Haynesworth. "He is a quarterback after all, and there are rules against hitting those guys unnecessarily. I can promise that it won't happen again. I will only tackle running backs, tight ends and wide receivers."

The NFL is looking into the matter, and will surely invoke some sort of two hand touch rule for quarterbacks. Especially elite quarterbacks that can make the league lots of money.

The Boston Trophy Party: Ode to Cheating

Friday, July 31, 2009

We'll stop piling on after this. Maybe...... Saw it on Alana G and liked it so much, thought we'd post it ourselves. Enjoy!