Showing posts with label Rick Pitino. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rick Pitino. Show all posts

BREAKING NEWS: One Kentucky Basketball Coach Didn't Get Arrested, Cheat on His Wife, or Violate NCAA Rules Last Night

Thursday, August 27, 2009


Western Kentucky Hoops
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In a shocking story, a current or former Division I head basketball coach from the state of Kentucky didn't get into any trouble last night. Ken McDonald, head men's basketball coach at Western Kentucky, simply enjoyed a nice meal at home with his family. With the reports involving Rick Pitino, John Calipari and Billy Gillispie, this news rocked the basketball hotbed of Kentucky.

"I'm not really sure what the big deal is," said McDonald. "I eat dinner at home with my family all of the time. I plan on keeping my nose out of trouble and running a clean program. Guess I just find it bizarre that it's news I didn't mess up."

Fans of Western Kentucky basketball applaud the way McDonald runs his program.

Said one fan, "It's great that he hasn't been arrested or all that other stuff. We actually prefer that WKU hoops is in the news for things that happen on the court and not all this extracurricular nonsense."

Rick Pitino Promises Vengeance If You Report on His Next Scandal

Wednesday, August 26, 2009


Rick Pitino
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At the conclusion of today's Rick Pitino press conference, Pitino promised vengeance on anyone who dares report on his next scandal.

"I hate what the media did with this story," said Pitino. "Who cares what I did? No one was hurt until the big, bad media kept talking about it. But I promise you this, when I act unethically or break the law in the future, I promise you that I will get revenge. All I ask from Louisville Cardinal fans is to look away as I am getting revenge, because things could get ugly. Oh, and support the top 10 recruits I'm still going to bring in. And always remember that basketball games, more importantly winning a high percentage of basketball games, is, and should always be, the only thing talked about in Louisville. Well, maybe you could include the economy or politics or something. But basketball should be way up there."

Well said.