To Avoid Upsets, Preseason #1 Florida Makes Proposal to Play All Games on Paper

Friday, August 7, 2009

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In what is being viewed as a revolutionary move, the Florida Gators, who are ranked #1 in the preseason coaches poll, have asked the NCAA if all 2009 games can just be played on paper.

"It makes a lot of sense if this passes," says a member of the Florida athletic department. "I mean, if we're #1, then we're favored in every game, right? Well, by playing the games 'on paper', we are guaranteed to go undefeated and be named national champions."

Proponents of this plan say it makes just as much sense as the BCS.

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