Monday, August 10, 2009
"ENOUGH!" screamed Stretch Run, "STOP GETTING ME PITCHERS! WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL OF THESE GUYS? THERE'S A REASON THEY WERE LET GO OR TRADED BY OTHER CLUBS. C'MON, CARL PAVANO, CHAD GAUDIN, JOHN SMOLTZ...MARK MULDER? REALLY? THESE REPORTS ARE ALL OVER! AT LEAST GIVE ME A GIFT RECEIPT SO I CAN TAKE THEM BACK!"
*Twins Right to Acquire Carl Pavano (MVN)
*Yankees Trade for Chad Gaudin (Sliding Into Home)
*Several Clubs Interested in John Smoltz (MLB Trade Rumors)
*Yanks Interested in Mark Mulder (River Ave. Blues)
If MLB teams want to get anything for the Stretch Run next year, maybe try a nice bottle of wine, or maybe a gift certificate to his favorite restaurant.