The Field to Ditch Tiger; Will Attempt to Join LPGA

Monday, August 10, 2009

Following yet another Tiger Woods win at the Bridgestone Invitational, the Field, as other golfers are collectively known, has had enough. They have decided as a group to attempt to join the LPGA.

"I don't know if we'll get in," says the Field spokesperson, "but we would prefer to join an established tour and at least compete for some tournament titles. I guess if they don't admit us, since we are males, then we can start our own Tiger free tour."

When asked to comment on the situation, PGA Tour officials admitted that they were unaware golfers not named Tiger Woods even existed.


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