Prince Fielder Eats Sausage Race Participant

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

During his regular between innings snack, Milwaukee Brewers first basemen Prince Fielder accidentally ate a participant in Miller Park's famed Sausage Race. "I thought it was just a typical polish sausage," said Fielder, in between bites of a Little Debbie snack cake, "I didn't even think that it could be a person inside a sausage costume." Miller Park officials would not make an official statement, but made it very clear that the sausage race would go on. However, off the record, one employee, who would like to remain anonymous, declared, "Wisconsin without sausage races is like....well.....Wisconsin without beer."


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