ESPN on Nebraska's Win: "Tim Tebow Will be a Game Time Decision"

Nebraska defeated Missouri last night, 27-12, in a rain soaked come from behind victory. It was a very important win for the Cornhuskers and their chase for the Big 12 North title. ESPN's take on the game? 'Tim Tebow Will be a Game Time Decision.'

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Nation's Female College Football Fans Sent to Hospital With Concussion

Last night, during the Florida Gators - Kentucky Wildcats game, Gators quarterback Tim Tebow was taken out of the game and sent to a hospital due to a concussion. Coincidentally, every female fan in the country was present at the same hospital with concussion like symptoms.

"It's a strange phenomenon," said a representative of the Lexington, Kentucky hospital. "For every female college football fan to suffer a concussion on the same evening as Tim Tebow is really quite remarkable. It's almost as if they are living vicariously through Tebow. Or maybe just stalking him in some weird way."

The entire state of Florida, including the owner of the Jaguars, is also believed to be suffering from concussion like symptoms at this time.

Steve Spurrier Makes Amends; Votes Tim Tebow First Team All-Virgin

Steve Spurrier
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To make up for not initially voting Tim Tebow preseason first team all SEC quarterback, the 'ol ball coach, Steve Spurrier, has voted Tim Tebow first team all-virgin.

"He's a talented kid," said Spurrier, "and if he supposedly passed on this girl or this girl, not to mention all the hotties at the University of Florida, then he's the best virgin QB in America."

In related news, being named pre-season all SEC was voted second most overrated in the conference, just behind Steve Spurrier.