The NCAA announced today that they are dropping the controversial BCS system. Instead, they will use simulations from the popular video game EA Sports NCAA Football.
"I'm going to level with you. We have no clue how the BCS worked," said a representative of the NCAA. "Human polls, computers, drawing staws, coin flips and whatever else went into it. All we knew was that there would be two teams playing each other and one would be called a champion. So we've decided to drop the BCS system and utilize simulations from EA Sports. I mean these guys are REALLY good. They have the speed rating for the backup kicker from Montana State for crying out loud! It was the attention to detail by the people over at EA that led to a much improved college football championship system."
The NCAA said that despite dropping the BCS system for EA Sports simulations, they will still utilize bowl games. However, they have expanded from 34 bowl games to 60, and teams are only required to win 1 game instead of 6. The bowl season has also been expanded to run from December 20th until March 1st. The rational behind these moves is to make as much money off of student athletes as is humanly possible.
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To Avoid Upsets, Preseason #1 Florida Makes Proposal to Play All Games on Paper
Friday, August 7, 2009
In what is being viewed as a revolutionary move, the Florida Gators, who are ranked #1 in the preseason coaches poll, have asked the NCAA if all 2009 games can just be played on paper.
"It makes a lot of sense if this passes," says a member of the Florida athletic department. "I mean, if we're #1, then we're favored in every game, right? Well, by playing the games 'on paper', we are guaranteed to go undefeated and be named national champions."
Proponents of this plan say it makes just as much sense as the BCS.
"It makes a lot of sense if this passes," says a member of the Florida athletic department. "I mean, if we're #1, then we're favored in every game, right? Well, by playing the games 'on paper', we are guaranteed to go undefeated and be named national champions."
Proponents of this plan say it makes just as much sense as the BCS.
Urban Meyer to Lane Kiffin - Welcome to the SEC
Monday, July 20, 2009
Great news!! No, we landed on the moon in 1969. We have looked into the future (or was it somehow the 1800s?) and have video of Lane Kiffin/Urban Meyer I. Welcome to the SEC, Lane. **WARNING!!** May be unsuitable for Tennessee fans.
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