Shayne Graham Changes Name to Shayne Uno Siete, Will Attempt Move to WR

Shayne "Uno Siete"
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Following last night's 7-6 win over New England that included an extra point kicked by Chad Ochocinco, Cincinnati kicker Shayne Graham announced that he has changed his name to Shayne Uno Siete and will attempt a move to WR.

"I had to do something," said Graham. "If Chad is going to be our kicker I figure I need to change positions if I am going to stay in Cincinnati. Plus, if Ochocinco moves from WR to kicker, then there would be a roster spot open. It just makes sense."

Head coach Marvin Lewis supports Graham's plan, but indicates that he is not guaranteed a spot at WR. "He may not be good enough at wide receiver," said Lewis, "but the way people get arrested around here we'll be able to use him somewhere."

Chad Ochocinco Excited to Tweet About His Upcoming Mediocre Season

Chad Johnson
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Chad Ochocinco has been in the news lately regarding his use of Twitter and the potential fines he will face, should he tweet on the sideline during a game. But Ochocinco doesn't care about the fines. He hasn't in the past. He says he's going to do what he's got to do to 'get his words out to the masses.'

"Go ahead and fine me. I'll tweet as much as I want about the 41 or so catches and 3 touchdowns I'm gonna have this year. I've got to. It's the only way I'll stay relevant. My play on the field don't cut it anymore. If Twitter don't work, I'll get on Facebook, or MySpace. I'll start 3 blogs if I have to. I gotta keep eight-five in the news!"

Ochocinco also told us that he anticipates his release, and looks forward to playing out his football career in the upstart United Football League or maybe even the Arena League beginning next season in 2010.