Agassi Admits in Book He Never Actually Played Tennis

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Andre Agassi, in excerpts released for his upcoming book, has revealed several shocking things about his life. Among those admissions are the use of crystal meth, and wearing a hair piece . Perhaps the most shocking admission of all, is that Agassi admitted he never actually played tennis.

"It was hard for me to come to terms with that," said Agassi. "I mean, my image was that I was this professional tennis player, when I never actually played tennis. It was hard to fake that for all these years. Still not quite sure how we pulled that one off."

Other less believable claims Agassi makes in his book about his life include being named the MVP of Super Bowl XXXVI, winning eight consecutive Nathan's hot dog eating contests, and that he invented the iPod.


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