Gretzky Resigns - Nation Continues to not Care About Hockey

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Today, Wayne Gretzky announced that he will resign as coach of the Phoenix Coyotes. In response, the nation continued to not care about hockey.

"Who retired from coaching?" said William Garber, a 38 year old sports fan from Montrose, Iowa. "Didn't he used to play hockey? I guess I didn't know he was a coach. Is it hockey season already? I guess I was just concerned with football...and fantasy football."

William is not the only sports fan unaware of what is going on in the NHL.

"Phoenix? There's a hockey team in Phoenix?" asked Rita Underguard of Calico, Colorado. "What are they going to do next, put one in Tampa Bay or Atlanta?"


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