Timberwolves Moving to Spain in Order to Get Rubio

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

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In a shocking move, the Minnesota Timberwolves have announced that they are moving to Spain in a last ditch attempt to acquire Ricky Rubio. This news comes on the heels of reports that Rubio has already signed with Real Barcelona.

"We're going to do everything we can to nullify the Real Barcelona contract," said Timberwolves President David Kahn. "Hopefully Ricky will see how much he means to us when we move our entire organization to Madrid or Barcelona or some other Spanish town. I've never been there, so those are the only two I know."

One of Rubio's potential teammates, Al Jefferson, is not very happy about the move.

"Why are we moving to Spain? Why don't we just move to California, or Florida, or Ohio or some other state one of our players is from. This is ridiculous!"

We could not reach Kevin Love for comment, but I'm sure he'll be all over it on Twitter.


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