Steve Spurrier Makes Amends; Votes Tim Tebow First Team All-Virgin

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Steve Spurrier
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To make up for not initially voting Tim Tebow preseason first team all SEC quarterback, the 'ol ball coach, Steve Spurrier, has voted Tim Tebow first team all-virgin.

"He's a talented kid," said Spurrier, "and if he supposedly passed on this girl or this girl, not to mention all the hotties at the University of Florida, then he's the best virgin QB in America."

In related news, being named pre-season all SEC was voted second most overrated in the conference, just behind Steve Spurrier.


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