Joey Chestnut to Attempt Record Setting Bowel Movement on July 5th

Friday, July 3, 2009

World famous competitive eater Joey Chestnut will attempt to set the world record for number of hot dogs eaten in 10 minutes at the famous Nathan's Hot Dog Eating contest on July 4th. Then, on July 5th, he will attempt to set a new record for the biggest bowel movement in recorded history. "As a competitive eater, I know I've taken some huge dumps in the past, why not get a new world record out of it? Chicks dig record holders." said Chestnut. Competitive eating commissioner Charles Hardy added, "Should Joey set a record for most hot dogs eaten, and for taking the largest poo, he will further establish himself as a dual threat - Competitive eating champion and world class bowel mover."


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