Michael Vick Rumored to Sign With Every NFL Team, the UFL, Canadian League, Arena Football 2, and Somehow the USFL

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With Michael Vick being released from prison, tons of football analysts have been speculating on the team he will sign with. From that speculation, all we know is this: Michael Vick might sign with any NFL team, the UFL, the Canadian League, Arena Football 2, and somehow the USFL.

"We're not sure what he'll do," said a member of Vick's camp, "but with interest from like 60 teams, it's tough to narrow it down."

Vick has been working out hard, and his return to professional football will surely be the greatest spectacle in North American sporting history.

Arena Football League Forced to Crash on XFL's Couch

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The Arena Football League has announced that it is ceasing operations, and is filing for bankruptcy. The league no longer has a home, and it will be forced to crash on the XFL's couch.

"It's just a temporary thing," says the Arena League, "just until I get back on my feet."

But finding a job in this tough economy has been tough. So the XFL was willing to help a friend out.

Said the XFL, "I've been there. I know what it's like. The World League of American Football let me stay at his place, so I thought I'd pay it forward."