Last night, during the Florida Gators - Kentucky Wildcats game, Gators quarterback Tim Tebow was taken out of the game and sent to a hospital due to a concussion. Coincidentally, every female fan in the country was present at the same hospital with concussion like symptoms.
"It's a strange phenomenon," said a representative of the Lexington, Kentucky hospital. "For every female college football fan to suffer a concussion on the same evening as Tim Tebow is really quite remarkable. It's almost as if they are living vicariously through Tebow. Or maybe just stalking him in some weird way."
The entire state of Florida, including the owner of the Jaguars, is also believed to be suffering from concussion like symptoms at this time.