ACC Cancels Football Season, Will Concentrate on Basketball

Monday, September 7, 2009

Following their rough opening week in college football, the ACC has decided to cancel the rest of the season. They will focus their energy and efforts on basketball instead.

"We knew we were bad, but not this bad," said a conference spokesperson. "Losing to TWO I-AA teams is not a good way for our conference to start the season. Add in the beat down some other schools took, we think we should just turn our attention to college basketball. We're much better at that sport anyway."


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