Somebody Tell the Giants They're Giving Eli Manning $100 Million

Wednesday, August 5, 2009


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Sources out of New York say that the Giants have mistakenly rewarded Eli Manning with a 6 year extension worth nearly $100 million. Some believe that this was just an elaborate prank played on the Giants by Eli and Peyton Manning.

"We are excited to have one of the greatest QBs of all-time on our roster," said a Giants spokesperson. "We are sad to let Eli go, I mean we did win a Super Bowl with him, but his brother is clearly a superior quarterback. I mean who in their right mind would make his brother Eli the highest paid player in the NFL? Seriously. What? Whose name is on the contract? Oh, crap."

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