Approach Shot Offended at Being Called "Fat"

Monday, August 17, 2009

Yesterday during the PGA Championship, one golfer, who would like to remain anonymous, hit a poor approach shot with his 8 iron and was overheard saying, "That shot was fat." Today, the approach shot fired back.

"I feel disheartened and disrespected," said the shot. "In 2009, no one should have to be called fat anymore. We should be judged by our character!"

The anonymous golfer could not be reached for comment, as he was seen hanging out with a bunch of thin shots at the 19th Hole Bar.


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