Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Hooterville, WI - Today in a stunning announcement, 6 year old Austin Avery was suspended for the remainder of his team's T-ball season due to a failed drug test. Coach Mike Telthan of Jake's Auto Repair and Taxidermy voiced his disappointment. "It was bound to happen sooner or later, a t-baller taking steroids, but I didn't think it would happen here. I guess I didn't even know we were testing." Despite the embarrassment, little Austin has learned his lesson. In addition to his suspension, according to his mother, he will have to go without his Nintendo Wii for two weeks.